Faggot-Free Friday

Here is a picture and words

I am writing words. Fuck shit dog-piss balls ass cunt dick. Laff. Laff. Words. Yeah, this is me trying, this is me trying. If you don't like it, send me an email or leave a comment. It's not like I'm getting paid for this shit.

Sarah Palin starring in "Fuck You to Death"

A cunt. Whore. Dumb Bitch. Useless Retard. I swear to Jesus Christmastime-Fuckface, that I would punch this bitch in the throat until I decapitated her. But first I would have to decorate her face in a nice warm bath of my jizz. She is a pretty hot MILF, but at the same time, she has the mental capacity of a sack of rotten chicken leg pieces. I'm torn between wanting to kill this dumb fuck, and want to fuck this dumb fuck. The only solution is to fuck her to death. It would be unmerciless and disgusting. After I used my mini-fist on all of her orifices, I would use a cheesegrater, an ice scraper, a 2-liter bottle of RC Cola, and finally a red-hot clothing iron. After that, I would snap a few photos and sell them for some quick cash, and use that money to fund an organization to hunt down all the dipshits who voted for her and Oldy Olderson, and soak them in gasoline, follwed by a match. Maybe I will win the Nobel peace prize, or possibly an Emmy. In the end, the world will truly be a better place.

Thanks!

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Fuck Your God, Your Lord, Your Christ

I Got's Me a Muthafuckin' Dream, Beeotch!

I gots a hard-on that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I gots a hard-on that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former niggers and the sons of former nigger owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I gots a hard-on that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of thuggin and justice.

I gots a hard-on that my four little niggers will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their koolaide but by the content of their wallets.

I gots a hard-on today!

I gots a hard-on that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Alabama little nigger boys and nigger girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I gots a hard-on today!

I gots a hard-on that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the big-dicked gangstas shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."²

Thuggin at last! Thuggin at last!

Thank Pimp Almighty, we be thuggin at last!

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ARE YA SMOKIN' YET??

Faggot-Free Friday

I'VE GOT A HARD-ON THE SIZE OF MONTANA

Chris Farley: You Fat Fuck

Chris Farley died because he was too fat and did coke. He looks like a beached whale with a fur coat. Here's you, here's me. Here's you, I'm dead. He had a piece of polish sausage lodged in his crack pipe. Maybe he didn't "fit the mold", or "wear clean underwear", or "care about his life enough to take care of himself". You know what, his career started going downhill after Hollywood Ninja, which was retarded. I'm glad he died. That way he couldn't make any more shitty-ass movies. Fat prick.

Retards Wanted in Couple's Murder

PENSACOLA, Fla. — The spokeswoman for the family of a slain wealthy Florida couple says the safe stolen from their home contained only helmets, drool cups, and shiny pieces of tinfoil.

Spokeswoman Crystal Spencer said Friday that she announced the contents of the safe to put to rest intense speculation and rumors about the Billings family. She did not elaborate.

Spencer's statement came just before Byrd and Melanie Billings' funeral. The couple was known for adopting 13 retards.


They were drooled on to death and a safe was taken from their nine-bedroom home west of Pensacola last week.

4 local retards are wanted for questioning in relation to this case. One other retard is being held for questioning. In an exclusive interview "Jimmy Duff" has been quoted as saying, "Duckies, blaaaaaaaa, de de de de dURRRRRRR ! plop."

Escambia County law enforcement said this week that robbery was a motive for the crime.

Faggot-Free Friday

Charles Nelson Reilly: Fag

Reilly did not publicly proclaim his faggotry until his one man show Save It for the Stage. However, much like fellow game-show regular Paul Lynde of the same era, Reilly played up a campy on-screen persona. In many episodes of Match Game, he would lampoon himself by briefly affecting a deep voice and the nickname "Chuck", and self-consciously describing how "butch" he was. He mentioned in a 2002 interview with Entertainment Tonight that he felt no need to note this and that he never purposefully hid his faggotry from anyone.

Patrick Hughes III, a set decorator and dresser, was Reilly's bitch; the two met backstage while Reilly was appearing on the game show Battlestars. They fucked each other in Beverly Hills.

On May 25, 2007, Reilly died at his home of complications from pneumonia. This is a euphemism for AIDS. Probably Super-AIDS

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You're welcome.

US States

• Alabama - niggers and hilbillies
• Alaska - cold as fuck
• Arizona - hot as fuck
• Arkansas - Bill Clinton's fuck central
• California - hippies and mexicans - it stinks
• Colorado - mountains
• Connecticut - stuck up assholes
• Delaware - worst state - residents are robots
• District of Columbia - niggers and politicans
• Florida - mickey mouse
• Georgia - niggers and hilbillies
• Hawaii - best state
• Idaho - french fries
• Illinois - niggers and chicago
• Indiana - what the fuck is a hoosier??
• Iowa - corn
• Kansas - dorothy
• Kentucky - whiskey and hillbillies
• Louisiana - hot sauce
• Maine - lobsters and hippies
• Maryland - niggers
• Massachusetts - pricks
• Michigan - detroit (niggers)
• Minnesota - cold
• Mississippi - niggers and hillbillies
• Missouri - who gives a fuck
• Montana - nothing
• Nebraska - nothing
• Nevada - hookers
• New Hampshire - cold?
• New Jersey - guinea waps
• New Mexico - like old mexico, but with less history
• New York - assholes
• North Carolina - hicks
• North Dakota - injuns
• Ohio - fuckshits
• Oklahoma - boring
• Oregon - oregon trail game
• Pennsylvania - ben franklin was a pedophile
• Rhode Island - small, who cares
• South Carolina - hicks
• South Dakota - injuns
• Tennessee - memphis is niggers
• Texas - cowboys
• Utah mormons (morons)
• Vermont - hippies
• Virginia - hicks
• Washington - george
• West Virginia - hillbillies and thats it
• Wisconsin - chee
• Wyoming - nothing

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Family Circle-Jerk

Anti-Semitism : Fun for the Whole Family

If you took all of the people in world, put them in a pot and boiled them, Jews would be the scum you couldn't get off of the bottom of the pot. Jews love to screw over non-Jews. Bernie Madoff comes to mind. "I HAVE A COUPON" says the millionaire Jew looking to save 20 cents on a tube of generic toothpaste. It must be hard to look down your nose at everyone, Jew, when your nose is bigger than most people's forearms. Be aware: thereare secret Jews everywhere. Some will claim they are not jewish, but you can tell the difference with these tips, the "7 Habits of Highly Jewish Jews":

1. They are homosexuals.

2. They insist on using coupons.

3. They have little bags of gold around their necks

4. Yamikas.

5. They say Oy Vey, and Verklempt.

6. They love Woody Allen Films.

7. They are lawyers.

Tuesday is Jew-Day

I HAZ A SPLITTING HEDACHE!

Sports

Sports are gay. People that watch sports are even gayer. A bunch of guys sitting around watching other guys get sweaty and touching each other. Balls. Pitch and Catching. Hot Dogs. Locker Rooms. The whole idea reeks of queer. On another note, sports mostly have blacks as players, epecially basketball. Magic Johnson: A basketball player with a magic johnson. So magical, that it will kill you if you fuck it. The only good thing about sports is that women are 3 times more likely to suffer a beating at the hands of a man during televised sports shows. Get your ass in that kitchen, make me a sammich, and shut the fuck up, you dumb cunt.

Lazy Sunday

LOL, HANG IN THERE !

Fuck America

4th of Jew-Lie. America is a piece of Jew-Nose garbage. Why didn't the terrorists finish the job? 9/11 should be a holiday, so we can celebrate what might have been. Next time, guys. Americans are fat, lazy, retarded, shit-stains. You have a nigger for president. LOL. Faggot loving, AIDS infected, ass-lickers.

Faggot-Free Friday

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Blacks: Be Thankful for Slavery

Hey nigros: I got news for you. If your ancestors were never slaves you would still be in Africa, chucking spears at each other. Yeah, in fact instead of getting reparations from white people, you should be paying us, for bringing you to this country. I think you owe each white person in America the cost of a boat ride from Africa to America, say $1000. Cough up blackies, payment is about 200 years late. Even the worst off blacks in America are better than most in Africa. I mean, look at those starving black kids in the commercials; I don't think they get food stamps. They just get AIDS and die. So blacks....From White America to You: You're Welcome

SO Hungry

Classic.