Jokes

Hey fuckos: here's a joke for your stupid asses. I raped your mother with a 2x4. LOL.

Taking a Break

Be back in a few more days. Until then, go fuck yourself.

BIG BUTTER JESUS

LOL. Just LOL.

Old Nigs are Still Nigs

Faggot-Free Friday

Steven Tyler Fell, Can't Get Up

Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler, known in the geriatric community for dancing wildly with his microphone stand decorated with long, trailing scarves, fell off the stage during a performance at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota on Wednesday night

According to the Associated Press, he was airlifted to a hospital after tumbling backwards off the stage while wondring around in a confused and stuporous state during a break in “Love in an Elevator” to entertain the crowd when the sound system failed. Luckily he had a LifeAlert Bracelet on, and assistance arrived promptly.

Halfway through the performance, Tyler, 61, fell from the stage onto a couple of fans. He broke his hip, wrist, ankle, and is now feeling a bit cranky.

At the hospital he was served a nice meal of mashed 'nanas and prune juice, his usual favorites

Tyler attended Sturgis last year to promote his Dirico Wheelchair line, and was doing the same thing this year, and performing.

Diarrhea

It is never good to have water come out of your asshole. Along with sweating, cramps, nausea. this is punishment straight from Jesus, right into your asshole. The splatter-back from the shits hitting the water, onto your thighs and taint. And then the next round. The stench is enough to make you want to kill yourself. The only consolation is that the next unsuspecting sap who walks into the bathroom is going to hit a wall of shit-stank. Before you flush, take a good hard look in the bowl. You made this. You made this. You are disgusting.

Hungry?