Monday, July 6, 2009

Sports

Sports are gay. People that watch sports are even gayer. A bunch of guys sitting around watching other guys get sweaty and touching each other. Balls. Pitch and Catching. Hot Dogs. Locker Rooms. The whole idea reeks of queer. On another note, sports mostly have blacks as players, epecially basketball. Magic Johnson: A basketball player with a magic johnson. So magical, that it will kill you if you fuck it. The only good thing about sports is that women are 3 times more likely to suffer a beating at the hands of a man during televised sports shows. Get your ass in that kitchen, make me a sammich, and shut the fuck up, you dumb cunt.

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