Sunday, July 19, 2009

Retards Wanted in Couple's Murder


PENSACOLA, Fla. — The spokeswoman for the family of a slain wealthy Florida couple says the safe stolen from their home contained only helmets, drool cups, and shiny pieces of tinfoil.

Spokeswoman Crystal Spencer said Friday that she announced the contents of the safe to put to rest intense speculation and rumors about the Billings family. She did not elaborate.

Spencer's statement came just before Byrd and Melanie Billings' funeral. The couple was known for adopting 13 retards.


They were drooled on to death and a safe was taken from their nine-bedroom home west of Pensacola last week.

4 local retards are wanted for questioning in relation to this case. One other retard is being held for questioning. In an exclusive interview "Jimmy Duff" has been quoted as saying, "Duckies, blaaaaaaaa, de de de de dURRRRRRR ! plop."

Escambia County law enforcement said this week that robbery was a motive for the crime.

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