Monday, July 20, 2009

Chris Farley: You Fat Fuck


Chris Farley died because he was too fat and did coke. He looks like a beached whale with a fur coat. Here's you, here's me. Here's you, I'm dead. He had a piece of polish sausage lodged in his crack pipe. Maybe he didn't "fit the mold", or "wear clean underwear", or "care about his life enough to take care of himself". You know what, his career started going downhill after Hollywood Ninja, which was retarded. I'm glad he died. That way he couldn't make any more shitty-ass movies. Fat prick.

3 comments:

  1. Can anybody say "Chris"

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  2. Anyone that says such nasty things about Chris needs some serious help and probably have nothing going for them in life to bash a person. You need some serious help dude. You will be judged in the end. Good luck.

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  3. I think you're entitled to your opinion, and anyone who posts how much they are offended or how much Jesus is going to cry because of what you wrote should really remember that fact.

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