Monday, July 20, 2009

Chris Farley: You Fat Fuck


Chris Farley died because he was too fat and did coke. He looks like a beached whale with a fur coat. Here's you, here's me. Here's you, I'm dead. He had a piece of polish sausage lodged in his crack pipe. Maybe he didn't "fit the mold", or "wear clean underwear", or "care about his life enough to take care of himself". You know what, his career started going downhill after Hollywood Ninja, which was retarded. I'm glad he died. That way he couldn't make any more shitty-ass movies. Fat prick.

7 comments:

  1. Can anybody say "Chris"

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  2. Anyone that says such nasty things about Chris needs some serious help and probably have nothing going for them in life to bash a person. You need some serious help dude. You will be judged in the end. Good luck.

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  3. Anonymous is right. Chris might've had his demons but don't we all. When he died, millions mourned him. When you die, few will mourn your pathetic sorry ass!
    Chris made people happy and made them laugh. He was one of the comic greats and will never be forgotten.
    At least he gave something back to the world, laughter, instead of taking from the world, which is to ridicule people you don't even know so you can like yourself more.

    R.I.P. Chris Farley

    F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. to the sick fuck that thinks he's funny!
    We love you, Chris!!

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  4. thats fucked up man for real i mean sorry you found his movies shitty, but if hes a "stupid fat fuck" then im curious to wat you look like

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  5. i rotfled hard in this blog. chris farley died from being and too much ass crack that you call him a fat prick.

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  6. I think you're entitled to your opinion, and anyone who posts how much they are offended or how much Jesus is going to cry because of what you wrote should really remember that fact.

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