Teasing the Homeless

Here's a great way to have fun:  Teasing the local homeless guy.  Most homeless are drunks and junkies, with very little energy to fight back.  It can be a whole family adventure to drive by a homeless person and wave a bottle of vodka in his face.  Go by slow, and yell, "Want Some Booze, Rummy?"  When he approaches, creep along a bit more, mocking him.  After he follows you for say half a mile give him the bottle.  Here's the fun part:  the bottle's contents have been replaced with water!  A great laugh for all involved.  And if the bum gives you grief, or appears to be angry, have your "five-hole" masonry brick ready.  Aim for the dead center of his face, and smash him with all your might.  It's what I like to call a win-win situation.....You've had great entertainment, and the bum will be unconcious or possibly dead. 

Note:  If there are no homeless in your area, can also substitute children for the bums, but instead of booze, tease them with chocolate.  Also, it's not really chocolate, but dog turds.