Old Fucks

I hate old people. I FUCKING HATE them. They can't hear shit, can't see shit, can't remember shit, contribute nothing to society. Plus, they stink, are slow, they suck at driving. They usually can be found in church praying for God to kill them, or sitting in their house, collecting cancer points. The best part about old people is that they will die soon. And they are easily tricked, such as taking their money, or they let you into their apartment and then you rape them. LOL! Fun for the whole family. Wow, old people sure do seem a lot like retards. The connection is that when you get old, you become retarded. The solution is to kill yourself before you get old. Also, kill yourself if you are retarded.