
Kimmy is in the news again, for firing some missiles and arresting some foreigners trying to sneak across his border. America fires missiles and arrests border jumpers all of the time, right? I think this guy is getting a bum rap. Here are some lesser know facts about Kim Jong-il and North Korea.
- N. Korea boasts 0% unemployment. Not an easy task in these shitty economic times.
- Kim has won every election that he has been in, and you wont find one person in his country criticizing his administration.
- In N. Korea EVERYONE has access to free medical care, and no insurance premiums.
- He has directed / produced several prominent Korean films such as "Five Guerrilla Brothers" and "The Sea of Blood".
- There is virtually no crime in N. Korea, and all law-abiding citizens have nothing to fear due to the tremendous police presence.
- Kim has been trying to bring down the divide that separates the Korean Peninsula for over 15 years.
So as you can see, N. Korea is not some horrible 3rd world backward-ass shit shack, but a modern militarily strong nation state, with one of the most forward thinking men at its helm. Dear Leader indeed!

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