Jesus Christ: World's Biggest Queer

Here are some "facts" about Jesus from the Bible:

• He hung out with 12 dudes all of the time. Sounds like a big gay orgy in the desert.
• Forgave everyone. This guy had no balls, and was a big sissy.
• Kissed men. Enough said.
• Let himself get killed by Romans. It's like he's a goth-emo suicide boy looking for attention.
• Thought he was the son of God. That's retarded, not gay, but whatever.
• Has his own gay bondage tape. It's called "The Passion of the Christ".
• He actually died of AIDS.
• Why do you think they call it a "Glory" hole.