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This boy says, "Father Flannigan, what's a pervert?" The priest replies "shut up and keep suckin".
After five years of toil at a small country church, an priest was burning the midnight oil at his office. Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and a tower of smoke burst from the floor. Satan stepped out of the smoke, and addressed the young priest: "I understand you'd give absolutely anything to make bishop," said the devil, "So I've come here to make you an offer. I'll make you a bishop, but in return I will take the souls of your brother, your parents, your fellow seminary class, your cardinal, and all of your friends. "The priest looked strangely puzzled, and thought hard for several minutes. Finally, he turned to Satan and asked, "What's the catch?"
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