Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chastity Bono -or- Why I Became a Bulemic



Ok, so I'm not actually a bulemic, but hearing about/seeing Chastity Bono made me throw up today.  I'm not sure that Chastity is actually a human being.  I'm pretty sure that she might be a shaved bear or possibly a pillowcase packed full of rotten bologna.  In any case major news sites are reporting that this disgusting lard is getting a sex change operation.  So now instead of being an ugly fat bull-dyke, she will now be an ugly fat guy with a vagina.  Some how this doesn not seem better, but much, much worse.  Why can't lesbians be more like the lesbians in porno, meaning hot, and not so ugly and fat.  God is a cruel fucking bastard.

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