Worried about your job due to the economic downturn? Don't have any skills or education? Do yo have look about you that says, "I don't have a job, and I think you know why!" Well, here is a great business opportunity for you! Become a crack dealer! But not just any standard crack dealer, you have to specialize in this day and age. The new craze is flavored crack, for kids! Kids have the largest percent of disposable income for any age group, and kids are really stupid and vulnerable. Set up shop at your local park or school playground. "Who wants some Banana Blamo? I have Choco-rocks for you!" Once they pop, they can't stop, and those little bastards won't know what hit them....but you know what they'll be hittin'.....
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