Best of "Yo Mama" Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she failed a drug test.

Yo mama so ugly, her appearance frightens children.

Yo mama such a ho, I fucked her with a baseball bat. Anally.

Yo mama stank so bad, I shot her in the face.

Yo mama so fat, I poured gasoline on her when she was sleeping, and lit a match.  She melted into the mattress.

Yo mama so stupid, I came on her face and punched out her teeth.

Yo mama so fat, I locked her in a closet for 3 weeks.

Yo mama so black, she is a slave.